ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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