If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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