Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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