dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
