they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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