Porn is love you can see.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Randomize
