it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm passing your future prison.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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