But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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