Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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