I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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