yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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