I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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