hotel room ftw
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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