at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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