don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm like, not good at living.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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