Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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