why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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