Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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