I'm gonna have a badass scar
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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