so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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