Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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