nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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