No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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