Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Randomize