I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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