Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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