nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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