btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
