Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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