is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You've changed since you got that strap on
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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