My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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