Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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