That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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