I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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