I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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