Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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