Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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