He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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