No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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