babies were throwing up all over the place
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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