Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
third nipple confirmed
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Are these your boobs on my camera?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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