Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm going to jail i love you
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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