Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
pray to the hookup gods
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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