I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Randomize
