The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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