i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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