i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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