if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Even my vagina gasped.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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