We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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