I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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