you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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