what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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