Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize