And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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