Plan B is the new Plan A
You smell like stripper and shame
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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