these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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